Only in America do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store for their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and DIET cokes.
Only in America do banks leave vault doors open and chain their pens to the desk.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.
Only in America do they have drive up ATM’s with braille lettering.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all of your money called a broker?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?